1 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:18,638 I'm just so happy we're all in the same place. 2 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:21,766 I mean, talking on the phone is just not the same. 3 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,978 You can't really make new memories when you just have dinner twice a year. 4 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:28,898 I know. I don't even think I've seen Laurie in like four years. 5 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:30,775 -She seems great. -Yeah. 6 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,735 She looks great. 7 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:34,863 She's always had so much energy. 8 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:37,949 I mean, she's always just been such a hard charger. 9 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:40,785 I love her. Hmm. 10 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,662 She's such a great girl. 11 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:43,997 Great friend. 12 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,126 Sounded like that divorce got pretty gnarly. 13 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:49,627 -Yeah. -That's gotta be hard. 14 00:02:50,043 --> 00:02:52,046 She had to pay him palimony, right? 15 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:54,132 -So ridiculous. Why? -To that loser? 16 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,926 Can you imagine? I mean, I'd be furious. 17 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,846 After he freeloaded off of her for years. 18 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:04,976 And I guess the whole thing's been, you know, really hard on Ellie, 19 00:03:05,059 --> 00:03:07,020 -which is so sad... -Aw, no. 20 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,814 ...because she was such an adorable little girl. 21 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:13,193 My God. She was so cute. I wanted to steal her. 22 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:18,114 But I guess she's turned into a real... 23 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:21,034 Yeah. 24 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:22,869 What? 25 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:27,165 Apparently, she's been kicked out of two schools. 26 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:29,000 -No. -She's like a hitter. 27 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:32,503 -She's a bruiser. -Oh, no. 28 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,506 -She throws furniture. -What? 29 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:37,759 You have to wonder about these people 30 00:03:37,841 --> 00:03:40,178 who insist on raising their kids in New York. 31 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:41,846 I mean, what are they thinking? 32 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,557 Honestly. The kids can't play. 33 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:46,976 There's no childhood. 34 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,438 They're all, like, sucking each other off at, like, eight years old. 35 00:03:50,521 --> 00:03:53,149 I am sure they're doing that in Texas too, Kate. 36 00:03:54,692 --> 00:03:57,445 But, you know, Laurie's work is there. 37 00:03:58,029 --> 00:04:00,073 She's always defined herself by her work, 38 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:03,159 so, I guess it's good she has that. 39 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:07,163 What? 40 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:10,041 Don't you remember how she was talking 41 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:12,085 about how she was gonna get that big promotion? 42 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:13,878 Was she? 43 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:15,588 Yeah, they were gonna make her partner. 44 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:17,589 What are you saying? 45 00:04:17,714 --> 00:04:19,300 I'm saying I don't think it happened. 46 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,010 No? 47 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:23,221 I think she's kind of stalled out there. 48 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:25,598 -Oh, no. -I know. 49 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:26,683 Laurie. 50 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,979 I mean, you devote your whole life to one firm? 51 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:33,815 The world's brutal. 52 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,820 No wonder she looks defeated. 53 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,077 I thought you said she looked great. 54 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:51,165 Well... she does. 55 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,752 But she also looks tired. 56 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,337 Don't you think? 57 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,756 -A little down? -Might be the drinking. 58 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:02,593 She did drink like a whole bottle tonight. 59 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,345 Mm. More than that. 60 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:07,932 I just love her so much. 61 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:10,768 I do, too. I just worry about her. 62 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:13,438 Oh my God! 63 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:17,191 Laurie! Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 64 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,945 -Sorry. -Oh my God. 65 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:25,199 What are you do-- What is-- 66 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,660 -It's locked. It's locked. -Oh! 67 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:29,287 Oh my gosh. Did-- 68 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:32,165 -I... Did I lock it? -What, did I scare you guys? 69 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:34,250 -Yes, you scared us. -I left my, um... 70 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,336 I left my bag with my charger. 71 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:39,672 We were just talking about you. 72 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:41,632 -Yeah? -Yeah. 73 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:44,135 How long it's been since I've actually seen you. 74 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:49,932 -Just... how great you look. -Aw. Thank you. 75 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,060 Yeah, and how excited I am to get to be able to spend 76 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:53,936 the whole week with you all to myself. 77 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,064 -Yeah. -Well, you're gonna have 78 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:58,441 -to share her with me. -Oh, I know. 79 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,610 -Love you. -You guys, I can't even believe it. 80 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:04,530 All right. Good night. I'll see you in the morning. Love you. 81 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:05,948 -Love you. -Good night. 82 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,408 Okay, do you need me to walk you to...? 83 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:08,493 -No, no. -You got it? 84 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:10,328 -Yes. -Are you sure? 85 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:12,121 -Yes. -Okay. 86 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:14,874 Maybe text me when you get to your room. 87 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,961 Oh my God. 88 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:23,883 Oh my God. That scared the shit out of me. 89 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:27,887 I thought it was a monkey. 90 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,173 Where the fuck am I? 91 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:39,477 Okay, Thailand. Let's do this. 92 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:59,265 Where is this goddamn coffee? It's gotta be 15 minutes. 93 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:01,559 Hey, excuse me, we ordered coffee? 94 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:02,643 Yes. I get it right away. 95 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:04,604 -Did you not get enough sleep? -Thanks. 96 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:05,688 No. 97 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:08,024 You should have taken my Lorazepam. 98 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:09,817 I slept like a corpse. 99 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,570 Well, you know I don't like taking drugs. 100 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,740 You know, I'm like you, Dad. I don't like taking drugs either. 101 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,659 What are you talking about? You take Adderall all day. 102 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,870 So I can get shit done, yeah. 103 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,039 Yeah, and steroids. 104 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:24,415 No. 105 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,042 Dad, really? 106 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,335 -Come on. -Piper. 107 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:29,253 It's a call I cannot miss, okay? 108 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,839 We come all the way here for you and your thesis, 109 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,175 now make some concessions for the rest of us. 110 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,136 Okay, but I didn't choose to stay at this hotel. 111 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:40,514 Well, we chose it 'cause it's your kind of thing. 112 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:41,849 No, it's not. 113 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,894 It's like a Disneyland for rich bohemians from Malibu 114 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,854 in their Lululemon yoga pants. 115 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,107 -Um, sorry. -Hey. 116 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,151 Hi. I'm sorry. 117 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,944 Um, this is really bothering me. 118 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,321 Is your name Victoria? 119 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,323 Mm. Hmm? 120 00:10:57,406 --> 00:10:59,200 I saw you on the boat yesterday, and I was like, 121 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:02,286 "I've met her somewhere," and I think I've placed it. 122 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,497 Do you know Claire Popovich? 123 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,791 Mm. Yes. I do. 124 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:10,836 You and I were at a baby shower in Austin together. 125 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,131 Kate Bohr. Claire is one of my great friends in Austin, 126 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,342 and yeah, we spent a weekend together! 127 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:17,843 Hi. 128 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:21,764 Yes. 129 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,352 But do you remember meeting me? 130 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:32,316 Yeah, your hair, your... your hair was different, right? 131 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,903 Well, maybe, maybe. Maybe. 132 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:38,280 Um, these are my friends. 133 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,865 This is Jaclyn and Laurie. 134 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,409 -Hi. -Hey. What's up? 135 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:44,662 Gosh, it's such a small world, isn't it? 136 00:11:49,165 --> 00:11:51,961 I just saw Claire right before I left. 137 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,256 If I talk to her, I'll tell her you said hello. 138 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:09,437 Okay, well, you all enjoy your vacation. 139 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,563 You too. 140 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,857 -I'll leave you be. Thank you. Bye. -Bye. Nice to meet you. 141 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,108 -Bye. -Bye. 142 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,450 I don't think she remembers you. 143 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:27,288 Jaclyn, we spent a whole weekend together. 144 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,166 I mean, a whole weekend. 145 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,544 Am I not memorable? 146 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,672 I mean, who cares? She seems a little crazy. 147 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,843 Mom? 148 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,472 -Why were you like that? -Like what? 149 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:48,350 -You were... kind of rude. -No, I wasn't. 150 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:53,314 -You were pretty standoffish, at least. -Well... Oh, please. 151 00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:54,857 What does she want from me? 152 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,486 We met at a baby shower ten years ago. 153 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:02,573 I mean, so what? Who cares? 154 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,993 Well, I-- I think she was just trying to be friendly and say hi. 155 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:09,955 I'm on vacation with my family. I don't know her. 156 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:15,503 -Her friend is Jaclyn Lemon. -Mm. Who's that? 157 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,129 She's an actress. 158 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,382 -She's famous. -Well, should I be impressed? 159 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,886 Actresses are all basically prostitutes. 160 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,310 If they're lucky. Am I right? 161 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,362 -Sawatdee kha. -Hey, Mook! 162 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,823 I just want to confirm this morning 163 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,075 we have a body scrub and waxing for Miss Chelsea. 164 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:47,785 Yep, amazing. 165 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,286 And for Khun Rick, 166 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,997 a stress management session with Dr. Amrita. 167 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:57,253 No. No, I d-- I didn't sign up for that. 168 00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,296 Yeah, I did. You need it. 169 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:03,509 Well, I'm not going to do it. So cancel it. 170 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:04,802 No thank you. Okay? 171 00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:06,262 No, you can't cancel it. 172 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,472 It's too late to cancel. We'll have to pay for it anyway. 173 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:09,598 Thank you. 174 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:14,228 Well, Amrita is wonderful. Everyone loves her. 175 00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:16,522 Yeah, they love her, Rick. She's the best they have. 176 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:17,815 I bet. 177 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:19,942 He's really looking forward to it. 178 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,736 Okay. Well... Well, enjoy your treatments 179 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,154 -and see you later. -Thanks. 180 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,116 She's too sweet. 181 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,660 Hey, I made a friend last night. 182 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:30,911 Yeah? 183 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,162 When you were hiding from me. 184 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,790 I wasn't hiding from you. 185 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,251 Anyway, she's super cool. We met at the bar. 186 00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,963 She lives in a house on top of the hill with her boyfriend. 187 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:44,049 He must be loaded. She's invited us for dinner. 188 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,843 And I said yes. 189 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,680 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. 190 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:51,473 You're going to have loads in common with him. 191 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:54,727 -Yeah, like what? -You're both old. 192 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:56,979 Nice. 193 00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:58,898 I mean, he's your age. 194 00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:01,734 Oh, and he's bald. And you're going bald. 195 00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:03,861 I'm not going bald. 196 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,655 Okay. 197 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,329 The flowers. 198 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:18,918 Yeah. We should have more colorful flowers. 199 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,885 -Sawatdee khrap. -Oh, hi. 200 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:29,720 How did you sleep? 201 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:31,722 -Great. -Great. Yeah. 202 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:32,806 Awesome. 203 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,058 -Wonderful. -Yeah, great. 204 00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:35,351 This morning, I'm going to give you 205 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:36,477 -your biomarker tests. -Oh. 206 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,063 And based on the results, we will come up with protocols 207 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,272 for each of you. 208 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,650 -Uh-oh. -Fantastic. 209 00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:45,444 I look forward to working with you ladies. 210 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,363 -I'll see you soon. -Okay. 211 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,490 Thank you, Valentin. Phew! 212 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,994 See you at the spa. 213 00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:57,456 Somebody's got to try that, and you're the only one who's single. 214 00:15:58,332 --> 00:15:59,625 -Laurie? -No. 215 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:04,213 Come on. Laurie, he's cute. 216 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,968 -What? Shut up! -Gee, Laurie! That's it! 217 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,011 -That's the spirit! -It's Cancun all over again. 218 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,554 -No, no, no! Oh my God. -Yes, it is. 219 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,723 -No. -It's Cancun. It's Cancun. 220 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,321 -Sawatdee kha. -Hey, hey. 221 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,782 Um, I have schedules 222 00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:34,451 for everyone based on speaking with Mr. Ratliff 223 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,161 and your own requests. 224 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,665 -Oh, a sports massage. Nice. -Oh, this looks great. 225 00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:41,583 Mr. Ratliff, I didn't book you in anything 226 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,336 because you said that you just wanted to go to the gym. Is that...? 227 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,255 You're killing it, Pam. All right. 228 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,426 Hey, guys. Y'all have a great day. I'll see you later. 229 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:51,844 -Thank you, darling. -Have a lovely day. 230 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,178 -See you, Dad. -Bye. 231 00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:00,644 So, I thought today, to begin our exchange, 232 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,647 I could give you my signature treatment, 233 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:04,897 the warrior massage. 234 00:17:05,648 --> 00:17:06,900 I'm not gonna say no to that. 235 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,319 And then maybe after lunch, 236 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,530 you could give me your signature treatment, 237 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,281 and then, we discuss. 238 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,159 But let's let our hands do the talking first. 239 00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,577 Yes. Oh. The... 240 00:17:17,368 --> 00:17:19,663 -I like you, Pornchai. -This way. 241 00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:27,628 Yeah, sometimes with massages, I can get very stressed out, 242 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:31,091 and I just feel kind of claustrophobic. 243 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,594 These help me to really relax. 244 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,483 Whoo! 245 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,403 Inhale and reach up. Arms up. 246 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,531 Exhale, opening out for warrior 2, hips towards the right, 247 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,950 arms, hands, fingers out to the side. 248 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,202 Long breath out. 249 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,665 Inhale, left elbow, left knee. 250 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,585 The right arm reaches over and above your head. 251 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,547 Exhale, both hands down to the mat. 252 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,549 Inhale to lift your chest. 253 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,385 And exhale, step back, downward-facing dog. 254 00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,596 Hey. 255 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,057 Hey, it's me. Sorry to call so late. 256 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,852 Just checking in. Did... Did Kenny Nguyen call? 257 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,353 No, he still hasn't. 258 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,690 Really? Weaselly fucker. 259 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,776 All right. Look, he's got my cell, but if he calls the office tomorrow, 260 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,778 just put him through. Doesn't matter what time it is here. 261 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,655 I... I really gotta talk to him. 262 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:20,200 Someone did call from The Washington Post, though. 263 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,286 You mean The Wall Street Journal? 264 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,746 No, no. He said The Washington Post. 265 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,207 He was being very pushy. He said it was urgent. 266 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,169 I'll send his info with all your calls in an email. 267 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:33,672 -Well, did-- Did he s-- -Mr. Ratliff, I'm sorry, but you gotta... 268 00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:36,550 Yeah, just put everything in the email and send it to me ASAP. 269 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:37,759 -Will do. -Thanks. 270 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,221 Are you sure you don't want to be free of that for the week? 271 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,890 I think, you know, it could be quite a relief. 272 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:46,226 I'm sure it would be a relief if you stopped asking me. 273 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,353 Okay. Say no more. 274 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,649 So, how the current is conducted tells us a lot 275 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,359 about what's going on in your body. 276 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,029 -What, like shock treatment? -No. Maybe just a little tickle. 277 00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,156 Okay. 278 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,949 Okay. Female. 279 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,119 And here's the milk soap. 280 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,876 Sea salt, to scrub the feet. 281 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:14,713 Feels so good. 282 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,555 Your numbers are very good. 283 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,766 Markers could be of a woman half your age. 284 00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:28,810 -Shut up. Really? -Very good numbers. 285 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,022 Please, tell me more. 286 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:34,900 Okay. 287 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,079 -Welcome. -Whoa. 288 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:52,960 In the Enneagram, I'm a nine. I'm easygoing, peacemaker. 289 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,504 But it also means I'm quite complacent, 290 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:59,675 which isn't always good. Hey, you're probably a two. 291 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,719 Yeah. Most healers are twos. 292 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,918 Tell me. How do you feel today? 293 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:38,880 I don't know. 294 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:45,345 Your level of stress, would you say out of ten, 295 00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:49,391 one being no stress at all, ten extremely stressed? 296 00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,771 I'm going to say an eight. 297 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:56,940 You're always at eight? 298 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:01,862 Weed helps, but I didn't want to travel with it. 299 00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:05,741 You wouldn't happen to know if there's a great weed shop nearby? 300 00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:12,831 Can you remember a time in your life when you were totally free of stress? 301 00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:22,507 As a child even. 302 00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:28,347 Well... my mother was a drug addict. 303 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,891 She OD'd when I was ten, so... 304 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,314 And your father? 305 00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:43,111 I never knew him. He died before I was born. 306 00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:49,368 He was, um... murdered. 307 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:54,873 Yeah, yeah. 308 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,376 Real fun shit to talk about, right? 309 00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:08,136 Meditation can bring relief... to psychic pain. 310 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:14,518 Meditation helps you see that the identity you've created 311 00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:16,520 brings you suffering. 312 00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:19,356 I never had an identity. 313 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:25,821 I don't need to detach. I'm already nothing. 314 00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:30,117 Even nothing can be an illusion you tell yourself. 315 00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:34,287 If nobody puts gas in the tank, the tank is empty. 316 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:38,750 That's not an illusion. The car won't start. 317 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:42,754 Nothing comes from nothing, right? 318 00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:59,813 Hello. I'm calling from Villa Four. 319 00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:01,773 And we all just had our treatments. 320 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,276 I had a wonderful massage from Porn. 321 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:08,071 And I was hoping we could order some tea to the room 322 00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:13,660 and maybe some finger foods like "tom ka ti ta lay." 323 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:18,957 Maybe some "kai yang plu bai cha plu." 324 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:23,545 "Kai yang plu bai cha plu." 325 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,839 Saxon, what's with the racket, honey? 326 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,466 I'm on the phone. 327 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,056 And finally, 328 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:39,561 some "pad Thai goong mae nam." Mm, thank you. 329 00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:45,108 Saxon. I just had a massage. 330 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:46,902 You're setting me back. 331 00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:50,739 How can you be so hyper? I thought you had one too. 332 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:52,616 Yeah, but it kind of sucked. 333 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:57,287 -Why? What was wrong with it? -It had no happy ending. 334 00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:02,125 -Gross. -What? 335 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:04,836 Aren't they all supposed to be a little speshy-speshy? 336 00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:08,673 Saxon, stop it! 337 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,470 Lochy, how was the deprivation tank? 338 00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:16,640 -It was quiet. -Come on. 339 00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:18,433 What are you looking for? 340 00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:23,230 -A blender for my protein shakes, Mom. -Just call the butler 341 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,232 and ask for one, honey. 342 00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:28,068 Hey, Lochy, we gotta get you in on this stuff. 343 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:29,945 Does it taste good? 344 00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:31,947 No, it tastes like crap. Who cares? 345 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,573 It's not about the taste. It's about the pump. 346 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:35,283 Come on. Hey, Dad! 347 00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:38,411 How's the gym? Do they have a rowing machine? 348 00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:41,915 -Timothy? -Yeah? 349 00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:46,336 -Is everything okay? -No. No, it's not. I d-- 350 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:50,632 We're on the antipodal opposite ends of the Earth from humanity here. 351 00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:51,800 It's why nobody comes here. 352 00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:54,803 It's day here. It's night there. It's night here. It's day there. 353 00:25:55,178 --> 00:25:56,763 I can't get anybody on the phone. 354 00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:58,598 Who do you need to get a hold of? 355 00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:00,767 I'm just saying that the time difference 356 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:03,979 is aggravating, you know? 357 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:12,320 Poor guy. He works so hard. He needs to calm his ass down. 358 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:17,742 And this won't be like your warrior massage. 359 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,705 You won't be screaming out in agony. 360 00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:24,833 But, I don't know, people seem to like it. 361 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:26,960 It's popular. 362 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:33,300 So, how would you like me? 363 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,724 On my back or on my stomach? 364 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,351 On my stomach-- Not my stomach. 365 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,228 My stomach, your s-- Your stomach. 366 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:46,354 Okay. 367 00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:49,482 There you go. 368 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:11,338 Ja. 369 00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:41,785 Tam mai? 370 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:33,795 Por, por, por, por. 371 00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:01,865 So, how was the lady? 372 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:08,872 She seemed really, like... wise. 373 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,958 Why? 'Cause she's Indian? 374 00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:15,044 Yeah, Rick, because she was Indian, 375 00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:17,046 and all Indians are wise. 376 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,594 She made me sign up again, but... 377 00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:25,472 no fucking way I'm gonna do that. 378 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:27,098 Why not? 379 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:30,769 Come on. It's good to talk about things with a wise Indian. 380 00:29:32,979 --> 00:29:35,440 You think you've got it all figured out? I don't think so. 381 00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:42,030 God, you're so shut down. 382 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:43,239 -Yeah? -Yeah. 383 00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:45,992 And you are an idiot. 384 00:29:49,537 --> 00:29:50,914 Hey, girl. 385 00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:51,998 Oh, hey. 386 00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:54,542 Hi, I'm Chloe. 387 00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:58,129 You must be Rick, right? I've heard all about you. 388 00:29:58,630 --> 00:29:59,714 He's so jet-lagged. 389 00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:02,634 -And he has a migraine. -Of course. 390 00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:05,970 We're going to hang out so you can have a nap. Okay? 391 00:30:07,096 --> 00:30:08,097 Yeah. 392 00:30:10,391 --> 00:30:11,518 Okay, let's go. 393 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:14,354 Love you. 394 00:30:17,565 --> 00:30:19,567 Vamos a la playa, chica. 395 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:25,114 Laurie, how was your session with Valentin? 396 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:28,034 He said all my numbers were really good. I was shocked. 397 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,371 Yeah. Yeah, my hydration level was one of the highest 398 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:32,956 he's ever seen, which is cool. 399 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:34,874 What was your water level, Laurie? 400 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,961 I'd have to look, but he said that my fat mass 401 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:40,213 was under 25 percent, which I guess is pretty good. 402 00:30:40,296 --> 00:30:44,843 Mm. That's really good. Is that right? 403 00:30:45,426 --> 00:30:47,554 -That's what he said. -Wow. 404 00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:50,890 You seem surprised. 405 00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:53,893 No! That was about the same as mine. 406 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:54,978 Oh. 407 00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:58,523 Yeah, he said I had the numbers of someone half my age, 408 00:30:58,606 --> 00:31:00,650 which, I don't know, immediately, I was like, 409 00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:02,235 "Can you please put that in writing 410 00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:04,988 and send that to everyone I've ever met in my entire life?" 411 00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:09,325 He might say that to everybody. He said the same thing to me. 412 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:12,036 Did he? 413 00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:15,540 Well, he didn't say it to me. He said my numbers are average, 414 00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:18,710 so I'm just... average, I guess. 415 00:31:18,793 --> 00:31:22,046 Look, I'm sure living in Austin, the food is probably fattier. 416 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:24,674 -Butter and... steak. -No, no, no. There's-- 417 00:31:24,757 --> 00:31:28,303 There's healthy food in Austin. I mean, I eat mostly chicken. 418 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:30,221 For protein, I eat chicken. 419 00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:34,976 I eat turkey. I like beans. I used to hate beans, 420 00:31:35,101 --> 00:31:37,103 but now I eat a lot of beans. 421 00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,772 One day, I just decided to trick my mind into liking beans, 422 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:41,399 and now I do. 423 00:31:41,941 --> 00:31:44,068 You know, I just have to eat healthy. 424 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:45,737 You know, it's a part of my job. 425 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:46,946 Right. 426 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:48,239 And if I weren't neurotic enough, 427 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:49,949 now I'm married to a guy who's ten years younger, 428 00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:51,326 and he's always getting hit on. 429 00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:53,661 His body is crazy. 430 00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:58,458 Harrison and I are, like, addicted to each other. 431 00:31:58,541 --> 00:32:00,543 -It's kind of a problem. -Yeah. 432 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:04,255 Well, you've only been married for a year, so... 433 00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:06,758 Oh, I don't think I'm ever gonna get tired of it. 434 00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:08,927 -Oh. -Wow. 435 00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:10,887 Great. 436 00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:12,555 Yeah. 437 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:25,443 Rick's quite cute for an older guy. Yeah. 438 00:32:25,818 --> 00:32:28,488 He's rude. Sorry. Don't take it personally. 439 00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:30,156 Oh my God. Don't even apologize. 440 00:32:30,239 --> 00:32:31,366 Gary's so rude. 441 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:33,868 He was such a dick last night. 442 00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:36,788 This morning, I was like, "You know what, Gary?" 443 00:32:36,871 --> 00:32:39,332 "Sorry isn't good enough. I want the credit card." 444 00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:45,546 The store here has some really cute stuff. 445 00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:47,632 -Do you want to come with me? -Yeah. 446 00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:49,801 Hey, what's up? 447 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,011 What's going on? 448 00:32:54,347 --> 00:32:56,182 God, he's such a douche. 449 00:32:57,350 --> 00:33:00,186 He was on the boat with us. He's from a family of wankers. 450 00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:02,146 Oh, yeah? 451 00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:06,526 -Yeah. -Cute. 452 00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:26,546 -Hey. -Hey. 453 00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:48,026 Did you meditate in the tank? 454 00:33:53,781 --> 00:33:55,033 I did try to pray. 455 00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:59,412 -Yeah? -Yeah. 456 00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:01,998 How'd it go? 457 00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:07,879 I felt like I was just talking to myself. 458 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:13,676 You never feel, like, a presence or anything? 459 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:18,723 I do. 460 00:34:19,514 --> 00:34:21,059 -Yeah? -Yeah. 461 00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:26,856 Don't you feel like that could just be, like, wishful thinking? 462 00:34:26,938 --> 00:34:29,317 Like, you want to feel something, so you-- 463 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,400 It's real. 464 00:34:47,877 --> 00:34:49,754 Saxon says you've never had sex. 465 00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:58,763 Okay, and how would he know that? 466 00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:03,559 He doesn't know what I do. 467 00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:10,024 Also, why would he say that? Like... Like, why would that even come up? 468 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,484 Like, in what context? 469 00:35:11,567 --> 00:35:13,277 Well, he was just saying it's like... 470 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,780 It's weird 'cause you're so hot, but you've never had sex. 471 00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:18,825 It's like a... like a compliment about you. 472 00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:25,248 -Please don't bring it up. -He shouldn't be talking 473 00:35:25,331 --> 00:35:27,625 -about me like that. -It's not that bad. It's not a big deal. 474 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:29,710 Okay, well, he should mind his own business. 475 00:35:32,588 --> 00:35:33,589 Freak. 476 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:39,011 -Have you, though? -Really? 477 00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,390 -It was just a question. -Seriously? 478 00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:55,945 Fuck. 479 00:36:15,381 --> 00:36:18,217 Ooh, can I see this snake choker thing? 480 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:20,428 -Sure. -Thank you. Khop khun kha. 481 00:36:23,222 --> 00:36:25,516 I'm going to try these on. What do you think? 482 00:36:25,766 --> 00:36:26,809 -Yeah. -It's nice, right? 483 00:36:34,650 --> 00:36:37,028 Hey, Tok. Wa nai, nong chai? 484 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:40,114 Hey, Valentin. Sabai dee mai? 485 00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:41,574 Yeah, you good? 486 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:47,955 Gonna go see the fights. 487 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,416 Hey. 488 00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:52,460 -You look like Buakaw. -Buakaw? 489 00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,503 -I like your moves, Tok. -Oh, thank you. 490 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:01,135 There's a very big fight on Friday. 491 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:03,012 One of my friends is fighting. 492 00:37:04,138 --> 00:37:05,389 I can get you a ticket. 493 00:37:06,807 --> 00:37:08,517 -Get me a ticket? -Yeah. 494 00:37:08,684 --> 00:37:09,727 -Okay. -Yeah? 495 00:37:09,852 --> 00:37:10,895 Let's go. 496 00:37:29,163 --> 00:37:30,289 -Get back! -Oh my God. 497 00:37:30,706 --> 00:37:33,042 Quiet. Go. Open it. 498 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,378 -Open it! -No, I can't. 499 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:53,688 Quiet. 500 00:37:56,899 --> 00:37:59,110 -Are you okay? -Yeah, are you okay? 501 00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:00,611 Oh my God. What just happened? 502 00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:02,280 Oh my God. What should we do? 503 00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:05,116 What the fuck was that? 504 00:38:20,881 --> 00:38:23,050 Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! 505 00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:54,326 Ja. 506 00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:06,714 But the one time something exciting happens around here, 507 00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:08,048 I miss the whole thing. 508 00:41:08,257 --> 00:41:11,010 No, trust me. You're lucky. I almost died. 509 00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:13,220 No, you didn't. 510 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:14,472 Yes, I did. 511 00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:17,683 Oh, but we got the room comped, didn't we, babes? That was cool. 512 00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:21,770 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you did a great job, babe. 513 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:42,249 Khun Sritala, you will see, she's incredible. 514 00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:45,294 She... She is really, truly a legend. 515 00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:49,173 And... And she encourages us all to make healthy choices 516 00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:51,634 and to develop our artistic side. 517 00:41:52,426 --> 00:41:54,136 All the performers tonight are staff. 518 00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:55,763 Really? 519 00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:57,139 -Yeah. -That's amazing. 520 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,558 Even I have started to write songs. 521 00:41:59,808 --> 00:42:00,935 I'm learning piano. 522 00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:03,646 Ooh! So what night are you going to be performing? Hmm? 523 00:42:03,729 --> 00:42:04,980 Okay. 524 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,191 -No. No. No. -Yeah? 525 00:42:07,274 --> 00:42:08,359 -I can't. I can't. -Come on. 526 00:42:08,442 --> 00:42:11,278 It would be, uh, crazy. I w-- I wouldn't dare. 527 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:13,656 -Come on, get up there. -Do it! 528 00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:18,744 I... I... I'm the boss. So, uh... maybe. 529 00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:21,413 Maybe one day. 530 00:42:32,132 --> 00:42:34,510 -Yes, thank you so much. -May I take the plates, please? 531 00:42:34,593 --> 00:42:36,011 Yeah, yeah. We're all done. 532 00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:39,515 -You girls are gorgeous. -Thank you. 533 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,434 -Great skin. -Kha. 534 00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:47,356 Excuse me. Thank you. 535 00:42:47,439 --> 00:42:49,400 -Khop khun kha. -Khop khun kha. 536 00:42:54,154 --> 00:42:55,322 Dad, are they women? 537 00:42:57,783 --> 00:42:59,410 Ladyboys? Maybe. 538 00:43:00,494 --> 00:43:01,829 Well, you know what they say. 539 00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:05,082 Having sex in Thailand is like eating a box of chocolates. 540 00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:08,043 You never know which one's gonna have nuts. 541 00:43:13,215 --> 00:43:14,508 Exactly. 542 00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:19,221 -What? What? -Oh, Piper. 543 00:43:19,346 --> 00:43:20,806 You know, it's getting old. 544 00:43:20,889 --> 00:43:23,142 Oh my God. What's your problem? 545 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,894 For one, stay out of my personal life. 546 00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:30,899 What are you even talking about? 547 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,778 All right. Just settle down, okay? 548 00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:37,072 Just try to get along. 549 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:41,285 Because you need your family. You do. 550 00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:44,705 Most people don't have good values. 551 00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:47,499 They're scammers. 552 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,878 You're all gorgeous, and you come from money. 553 00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:56,508 So you have to be hypervigilant, okay? 554 00:43:57,301 --> 00:43:59,928 You have to be on your guard. 555 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:12,733 So, uh, you've been living here for a whole year. 556 00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:15,527 Wow. What do you do? 557 00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:17,613 I'm retired. 558 00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:20,908 What did you do before you retired? 559 00:44:26,914 --> 00:44:28,082 This and that. 560 00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:31,919 What about you? What do you do? 561 00:44:32,586 --> 00:44:34,713 Well, the same thing that you do, Gary. 562 00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:36,423 This and that. 563 00:44:38,884 --> 00:44:41,387 You meet a lot of people here who do this and that. 564 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,931 Decent line of work. 565 00:44:44,890 --> 00:44:45,933 It can be. 566 00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:50,771 My brothers used to terrorize me. 567 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:55,067 You know, your Uncle Babe would fly out of nowhere, 568 00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:59,029 pin me to the ground, hock up a string of spit, 569 00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:01,365 dangle it between my eyes 570 00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:04,326 till he'd finally suck it back up. 571 00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:05,577 Ew. 572 00:45:06,578 --> 00:45:07,746 I mean... 573 00:45:10,165 --> 00:45:11,625 I hated him for years, 574 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:14,002 but of course, now, we're very close. 575 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:18,132 Really, Tim? 576 00:45:18,215 --> 00:45:19,925 All right. I'm gonna call you right back. 577 00:45:20,008 --> 00:45:22,261 Stay there, okay? Don't move. 578 00:45:22,636 --> 00:45:23,971 Oh, God. 579 00:45:26,348 --> 00:45:27,391 I gotta take this. 580 00:45:27,891 --> 00:45:28,934 Okay. 581 00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:46,160 So, what about the two of you? Where'd you meet? 582 00:45:49,079 --> 00:45:50,372 Uh, in Dubai. 583 00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:53,125 Through a matchmaking service. 584 00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:56,003 Matchmaking service? Wow, really? 585 00:45:58,005 --> 00:45:59,339 -Interesting. -Yeah. 586 00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:03,761 Yeah, I mean, we're different. Different ages. I'm American. 587 00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:06,180 She's French. But we get along. 588 00:46:07,514 --> 00:46:08,724 What are you talking about? 589 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,351 -What? -I'm not French. 590 00:46:13,812 --> 00:46:14,897 What do you mean? 591 00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:17,191 I'm from Quebec. It's not the same thing. 592 00:46:17,274 --> 00:46:18,650 You know, I-- I'm Canadian. 593 00:46:21,069 --> 00:46:23,363 French, French Canadian. Whatever. 594 00:46:24,531 --> 00:46:25,574 Whatever? 595 00:46:25,657 --> 00:46:28,619 I mean, there's only an ocean between the two countries, but whatever. 596 00:46:28,702 --> 00:46:30,871 Okay, why do you have to be such a stickler 597 00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:32,414 about everything? It's... 598 00:46:32,498 --> 00:46:34,124 -A stickler? Okay. -French... 599 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,418 I appreciate the geography lesson, but, um... 600 00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:37,961 Well, clearly, you needed it. 601 00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:39,421 -What are you t-- -Okay. 602 00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:17,709 -Wow. -Is he in a loincloth? 603 00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:18,961 Uh-huh. 604 00:48:11,346 --> 00:48:12,556 So pretty. 605 00:49:09,821 --> 00:49:12,574 Why is The Wall Street Journal calling me, Kenny? Huh? 606 00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:14,743 I don't care about the fucking story! 607 00:49:15,911 --> 00:49:16,954 Why not? 608 00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:19,873 Because 20 agents just raided my fucking office! 609 00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:23,585 -Fuck me, I'm done. -Oh, sh... Is... Is it-- Is... 610 00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:25,837 -I'm gonna fucking kill myself. -Just tell me what happened. 611 00:49:25,921 --> 00:49:28,048 I can't go to fucking prison. God. 612 00:49:28,131 --> 00:49:30,926 -Can you-- Just-- -Fuck. 613 00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:32,469 You know, you told me this couldn't happen. 614 00:49:32,552 --> 00:49:33,553 Remember that? 615 00:49:35,097 --> 00:49:38,016 You fucking swore that this could not happen. 616 00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:39,726 I didn't think some whistleblower bitch 617 00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:42,229 in my office was gonna rat me out to the media. 618 00:49:42,771 --> 00:49:44,106 Fucking FBI! 619 00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:46,900 -Fuck! Fuck me! -All... All... All... All right. 620 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:48,902 -I just-- Kenny. -God, she did me so dirty. 621 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:51,238 What exactly do they know? 622 00:49:51,697 --> 00:49:53,991 They have everything, Tim. 623 00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:55,742 -My accounts, my emails... -Yeah, but what-- 624 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,744 -...all the fucking documents. -What did you tell them? 625 00:49:57,828 --> 00:49:59,830 -What did you say, Kenny? -Nothing! 626 00:50:01,039 --> 00:50:02,416 I got a fucking lawyer. 627 00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:05,711 I should have never gone to Brunei. 628 00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:08,088 I should've never taken that position. 629 00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:09,965 Everybody was making a killing. 630 00:50:10,048 --> 00:50:11,550 -I figured, why not me? -Kenny, Kenny. 631 00:50:11,633 --> 00:50:13,760 Kenny! Will you shut the fuck up for one second? 632 00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:17,723 Just tell me. Am I implicated? 633 00:50:20,308 --> 00:50:23,103 Yes. For sure, Tim. Yes. 634 00:50:24,604 --> 00:50:26,606 What d-- What... What-- What does that mean? 635 00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:29,568 Like-- S-- For-- Yes? That's a definite yes? 636 00:50:29,901 --> 00:50:32,487 That's why I bought this burner, to call you. 637 00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:35,282 You need to get a good lawyer, like, yesterday. 638 00:50:35,365 --> 00:50:36,825 You've gotta be fucking kidding me. 639 00:50:37,743 --> 00:50:40,787 You know, this was a favor to you. Remember that? I didn't want to do it. 640 00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:44,499 This is all you. Now I'm wrapped up in some fucking money laundering, 641 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:47,210 bribery situation? 642 00:50:47,836 --> 00:50:51,131 And I only made ten million dollars out of your stupid fucking scheme. 643 00:50:52,257 --> 00:50:54,301 -Fuck! -What am I gonna do? 644 00:50:55,761 --> 00:50:58,305 I swear to God, Kenny, if you fuck me on this, 645 00:50:58,388 --> 00:51:02,809 I will... I will kill you. I will fucking kill you. You hear me? 646 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:07,272 If it makes you feel any better, I'm gonna fucking kill myself! 647 00:51:07,355 --> 00:51:09,691 Good. You do it, you piece of shit. 648 00:51:22,370 --> 00:51:24,581 Bravo! 649 00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:26,958 -You're a legend! -You're incredible. 650 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:28,752 -You are a legend. You are a legend. -So good. 651 00:51:28,835 --> 00:51:31,296 -So talented. -Thank you. 652 00:51:31,379 --> 00:51:34,883 Well, once a performer is always a performer. 653 00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:36,176 Do you agree? 654 00:51:36,259 --> 00:51:39,554 Yes! A hundred percent. We know that. 655 00:51:41,348 --> 00:51:43,517 Well, I'm leaving for Bangkok tomorrow. 656 00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,644 -Oh, no! -Yeah, if you need anything, 657 00:51:45,727 --> 00:51:48,230 -please let me know. -Oh, you live in Bangkok? 658 00:51:48,563 --> 00:51:51,691 Yeah, my husband's there. We come back and forth. 659 00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:54,986 He just got out of the hospital. 660 00:51:55,403 --> 00:51:57,030 -Oh. -Oh, is he okay? 661 00:51:57,197 --> 00:51:59,950 Yeah. Last week, he had a stroke. 662 00:52:00,075 --> 00:52:01,159 -Oh my God. -What? 663 00:52:01,243 --> 00:52:02,619 -He's had a few. -Oh, no. 664 00:52:02,702 --> 00:52:04,496 He's a fighter. 665 00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:06,873 He would love to meet you. 666 00:52:18,176 --> 00:52:19,344 Awesome first day. 667 00:52:19,427 --> 00:52:21,096 -It was the best first day. -It was the best day. 668 00:52:21,179 --> 00:52:22,389 -She was amazing though. -Love you. 669 00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:23,640 Totally amazing. 670 00:52:24,432 --> 00:52:25,475 -You're amazing. -Oh my God. 671 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,853 Oh my God. Late night reading. 672 00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:32,357 -Look at this. Glowing. Sritala. -Are you gonna... 673 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,192 -Are you gonna do it? -Got my reading. 674 00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:36,486 -Of course, I'm going to do it. -I love it. 675 00:52:38,238 --> 00:52:41,241 -Love you! -Love you! Give me the Cliff Notes. 676 00:52:41,324 --> 00:52:43,285 -Ow, ow. Help me. Ow. -Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. 677 00:52:43,368 --> 00:52:45,704 -You really should never wear heels. -I know. I know. I know. 678 00:52:46,746 --> 00:52:50,458 -Oh, my gosh. -Are you okay? 679 00:53:10,645 --> 00:53:14,524 Oh, my gosh. Ooh, it's hot. 680 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:19,654 She's so funny. 681 00:53:20,071 --> 00:53:23,867 Right? What a character. A real Thai diva. 682 00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:28,413 No. No, no. I meant Jaclyn. 683 00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:33,752 So competitive. 684 00:53:35,003 --> 00:53:38,590 Well, you know, she's always been like that. 685 00:53:39,090 --> 00:53:40,550 Yeah, but you'd think with all her success, 686 00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:41,885 she'd have mellowed out, though. 687 00:53:44,429 --> 00:53:45,472 Narcissist. 688 00:53:47,599 --> 00:53:48,642 A little bit. 689 00:53:51,519 --> 00:53:52,729 And the vanity. 690 00:53:54,314 --> 00:53:57,150 I know she has to maintain it. It's her career... 691 00:53:58,526 --> 00:54:00,946 Did she sandblast her face or something? 692 00:54:01,029 --> 00:54:05,659 -It's very waxy, right? -It's more than just the basics. 693 00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:10,789 -She's still gorgeous. -No, no, no, definitely. 694 00:54:11,998 --> 00:54:14,626 Gosh, she had the face everyone wanted. 695 00:54:15,377 --> 00:54:16,419 I know. 696 00:54:19,047 --> 00:54:23,093 And then the whole thing with the husband. Right? 697 00:54:23,176 --> 00:54:24,219 Yes. 698 00:54:24,511 --> 00:54:26,721 There's something weird there, right? 699 00:54:27,013 --> 00:54:30,850 She goes on and on. They're so in love. They're addicted to each other. 700 00:54:31,142 --> 00:54:33,144 But I mean, are they ever even in the same city? 701 00:54:33,687 --> 00:54:35,522 I don't think they ever see each other. 702 00:54:36,690 --> 00:54:38,400 See? That's what I'm saying. 703 00:54:40,568 --> 00:54:44,739 You know, I think she's lonely. 704 00:54:46,032 --> 00:54:47,742 -Really? -Yeah. 705 00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:49,369 I think it's just a front. 706 00:54:49,452 --> 00:54:51,329 And you know what they say about fronts? 707 00:54:52,163 --> 00:54:53,164 What? 708 00:54:53,623 --> 00:54:56,584 The bigger the front, the bigger the back. 709 00:54:58,670 --> 00:54:59,671 Right. 710 00:55:51,598 --> 00:55:52,599 What? 711 00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:56,102 I almost died today. 712 00:55:58,229 --> 00:55:59,272 No, you didn't. 713 00:56:02,567 --> 00:56:03,568 Protect me. 714 00:56:04,611 --> 00:56:06,571 -Hold me. -I am holding you. 715 00:56:10,700 --> 00:56:15,205 I liked our new friends, though. Don't you? She's so pretty. 716 00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:17,374 She's a hooker. 717 00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:20,752 -No, she isn't. -Yes, she is. 718 00:56:21,127 --> 00:56:23,963 They met through a matchmaking service in Dubai. 719 00:56:25,673 --> 00:56:26,716 She's a hooker. 720 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:31,513 She was a model in France. She walked the Paris runways. 721 00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:33,431 -Wow. -Uh-huh. 722 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:37,352 Anyway, I told you we'd have loads in common with them. 723 00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:41,398 She's young and fun like me, 724 00:56:41,481 --> 00:56:43,525 and he's old and grumpy like you. 725 00:56:46,778 --> 00:56:47,946 I'm just kidding. 726 00:56:52,617 --> 00:56:55,161 I'm glad that you made a friend. 727 00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:01,793 I may have to go to Bangkok for a night or two. 728 00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:06,172 Bangkok? Why? 729 00:57:06,798 --> 00:57:08,216 I just got to deal with something. 730 00:57:09,884 --> 00:57:12,178 But why now? We just got here. 731 00:57:14,013 --> 00:57:15,014 Don't worry about it. 732 00:57:21,312 --> 00:57:22,564 So mysterious. 733 00:57:29,028 --> 00:57:30,196 I'm not. 734 00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:16,117 Could you just get him to call me, please? 735 00:58:16,659 --> 00:58:17,827 He has all my numbers. 736 00:58:17,911 --> 00:58:20,163 And may I ask the reason for the call, please? 737 00:58:20,246 --> 00:58:23,416 Because I need a lawyer immediately, like yesterday. 738 00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:26,211 Of course. I will have him call you as soon as he gets out of the meeting. 739 00:58:26,294 --> 00:58:28,505 -Okay. -Okay? Thank you. 740 00:58:28,588 --> 00:58:29,881 Okay. Thank you. 741 00:58:33,301 --> 00:58:35,428 Anyway, so this one time when, you know, 742 00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:37,388 when the tsunami in Phuket happened, 743 00:58:37,722 --> 00:58:40,808 there was this little girl, and she had just learned 744 00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:42,894 about tsunamis in her geography class, 745 00:58:42,977 --> 00:58:46,940 and she starts, you know, like, screaming to everyone, 746 00:58:47,023 --> 00:58:49,275 "Oh my God, there's gonna be a tsunami, there's gonna be a tsunami!" 747 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:51,152 But, you know, no one wanted to believe her, but... 748 00:58:51,236 --> 00:58:53,279 -Was she like... -They didn't listen to her. 749 00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:55,782 Yeah, well, so her dad comes down...